Archive for February, 2011


This dumbing down is so uncouth

February 17, 2011

Life would be dull if not for the easily duped flock of believers. Easily outraged, constantly judgmental and frequently wrong.

I like these best



February 16, 2011

My name is the twelfth most popular computer password.  More surprising is that “rockyou” is seventh.  Outside of Freddie Mercury fans who’d choose “rockyou” as their computer password?

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Last Night I Was East with them, West Within

February 15, 2011

I feel like a quote of context withholding the rest, trying to be for you what you wanna see.  Its uncanny to see, you’d really think it was me, I do the best imitation of myself.


Happy 8th Samantha

February 13, 2011

Sorry I couldn’t make it to your party but I am thinking of you.

With Love, (Bad) Uncle Dan


Banana Republic, You are on my list

February 10, 2011

Not in town and running low on clean clothes so I did a little shopping.  I picked up this shirt at Banana Republic, what do you think?  Not bad right?

Uh Oh, whoa whoa wait a minute, what’s this uncomfortable hunk of crap rubbing against my neck?

Jesus H!  How the Christ do you remove this thing?  Oh ya, that’s right, you can’t!

Banana Republic I have been overpaying for your mediocre clothing for years, not once have I stolen so much as a sock!  You can now consider the GAME TO BE OFFICIALLY ON!

These are the rules of engagement, you owe me a shirt, until said shirt is delivered I will unfold as many jeans, switch as many prices and NOT EVER ONCE sign up for a Banana Republic card even if it saves me 10% on this purchase.

My passive aggressiveness knows no bounds!


choose your own adventure

February 9, 2011


Hide & Seek Champion (valentine’s mixtake)

February 8, 2011

New and re-discovered music for y’all to enjoy  Click image for download

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