Archive for January, 2011

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Proof that Man Descended from Ape

January 29, 2011

Actual photographs taken at the San Francisco Zoo after a child accidentally dropped his Nintendo DS into the gorilla cage.

 

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Update on that cat I found

January 27, 2011

I received many questions and comments (but oddly no claims of ownership) in regard to the “Cat Found” post from October 2010.

Today I posted another poster pleading for assistance.

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Battle of who could sleep less

January 25, 2011

E-mail transcript between Steve and I as we engaged in the battle of who could sleep less this morning.

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How was your weekend?

January 24, 2011

Mine was fantastic, this is how it ended.

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F*ckin Fritter

January 21, 2011

I must really like Mike and Robyn, I volunteered to drive them to the airport at 6AM this morning and even picked up a box of pastries for the ride.

I brought what was left of the box into my office and placed it next to my desk.  A few hours later I broke off a piece of apple fritter and called it dinner.   I had at least three solid swallows before deciding that the stale sticky sweet  just wasn’t going to cut it.

The thought of visually inspecting my food had not occurred to me, I wish it had.  When I opened the box this is what I saw

In fairness, I snapped this shot a good 30 minutes after my horrifying discovery and in that time a good number of these ants must have fled, I swear there were more.

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My new bike

January 19, 2011

a bit like my old bike, just more excellenter

 

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Obligatory “Oohs and ahhs!”

January 18, 2011

I am open to the possibility that everything has metaphorical merit, and see no point in attacking the most predictable failures in our culture.  I always prefer to do the opposite, even if the argument becomes insane by necessity.

But sometimes I can’t