Archive for April, 2010


Can’t Keep a Good Man (or Len Brown) Down

April 27, 2010

I don’t keep friends, I keep acquaintances, but if I was wired differently I would like to be able to call Lenwood Brown III, mi amigo

If you’ve met Len then you know that there is NO WAY you can pay him a compliment, he simply won’t accept it.  Len is the most loyal honest and selfless guy I know.  He is also easily the most random dude I have ever met in my entire life.  I mean, c’mon how many Lenwood’ do you know?  When we first met I often described his vague but unique ethnicity as “I think he is Hawaiian or maybe Samoan” until I decided that he absolutely was “likely an Eskimo”  He was neither, I still don’t actually know what he is…. But I know a few things he can do.

Len can write, draw, is a whiz at graphic design, played the trumpet in a ska band, and is the only person from NH to ever graduate from Mississippi State College.

Len takes credit for none of his talents, in fact he is far more likely to belittle his talents and heap praise upon those around him.  While some use it as a cheap ploy to mask insecurities Len manages to pull it off believably.

Len has sacrificed god knows how many unpaid hours and  career opportunities (not to mention risking his life) due to his dedication and service as volunteer fire fighter.  I can count at least six separate times when I told Len he was wasting his time on this hobby…. teased him for being a glory seeking thrill junkie.

I was wrong  – Len is the sort of guy who saves your ass and doesn’t ask for credit.  We started a company together and Len did me a favor by running up to the state capital to register the company.   Long story short, we were young and had no idea how to run a business… it wasn’t long before we had to fold and creditors came calling.  Len solely shouldered the burden, never once complaining, or griping, frequently not even sharing the extent of his struggle.    Len is just one of those guys.

Len sent out a press release last week announcing that he was combining his two passions (his hometown and print media)  to create The Amherst Advocate, a newspaper servicing his local community.

Ya done good kid!


Optical Illusion

April 27, 2010

One of the best optical illusions I’ve ever encountered:

The squares labelled A and B are exactly the same color.

Here is a proof in which the first illustration has been overlain by two gray bars; note how the bars blend equally with square A and square B.

No matter how many times I look at this, and no matter how logically I think about it, I still cannot wrap my mind around the reality.


Last Weekend in April

April 26, 2010

I had a magnificent weekend (click for photos)


Is this funny to everyone?

April 25, 2010

This is an actual “Lost Dog” poster appearing in my neighborhood.  Upon first glance it’s sorta sad, just look at those eyes. … but read it a second time, it’s clearly a subtle but well played hoax….right?

I mean, the dogs name, Jarvis or Vizsla ?!?!  But the best line ever in the history of Lost Dog Art, “Has yellow ball, possibly”

The number is listed, give em a call and tell em you think they are a hoot!


Redwood Pees

April 25, 2010

What is it about guys (…fine, me) that when we come upon a giant, noble and ancient Redwood tree we are overcome by the urge to urinate on it?


Silver moons belong to you

April 24, 2010

…and i loved it better than anyone else you know
i believe in growing old with grace
i believe she only loved my face
i believe i acted like a child
making faces at acquired tastes


Imagine hanging out with yourself in 1st grade

April 21, 2010

Dan present tense hanging out with 1st grader “Danny”

Note the one speed bikes that their Mommy got them, and how the outfits oddly match the bikes a little too well.   The triumphant phallic bike posing?  Hot!