Archive for June, 2009


When I First Heard

June 30, 2009

first heard


Sometimes dreams do come true

June 29, 2009

I cannot tell you how many times I have fallen asleep in front of the TV and been unceremoniously woken up by some screaming psycho trying to sell me Oxyclean.  I can’t even tell you how many times I wished this guy dead.  Oh Billy you will not be missed.

He is such a whore I bet they use his funeral as an informercial.

…..”Oxyclean is so strong it can even clean up talentless hack corpses like mine”

BUT WAIT …if you order nowI will also include a copy of my death certificate at no additional charge, we’ll even pay for shipping.



“Smelling like little boy’s bootie holes”

June 25, 2009

um ya not so much

Initially I was saddened by the news of Michael Jackson’s death.

After giving it some thought I realized that it really is too bad that MJ didn’t die during the 1985 Pepsi commercial – hair on fire incident.   This was at the height of his popularity, before the dozens of children accused him of buggery, the multiple plastic surgery mutilations, faux marriages and bankruptcy.

Twenty-five years ago the public could fully and universally embrace their mourning of an entertainment genius; without the mixed feelings (that I am sure we all share but may not yet feel safe to admit).

Michael,  you may have died before your time, but I think you held on far too long.


End of the World, WTF?

June 25, 2009

CLassic, oldie but goodlie – Best minute ever!   Click here!



FBI Warning

June 17, 2009



Sit Tight, Take Hold

June 6, 2009

…They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
But when you get to the porch they’re gone
On the wind, so Mary climb in
It’s a town full of losers
And I’m pulling out of here to win.    – “Thunder Road”

I am now a resident of Chicago Illinois.



The Niagara Incident

June 5, 2009

Pretty sure that I can legally share this story publiclly, but will consult counsel first.   Details to follow…